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Ninja Gaiden 2
WHERE THE F*CK DO I BEGIN
ALL the bosses do nothing but grab attacks that take away a quarter of your health
and just before a main boss battle there is almost ALWAYS a group of enemies that are hard the beat and after the fight you have little health left and no way to recover so you have to fight cheap ass boss
Also on the 6th level the werewolf enemies take a f*ck load of damage and can easily take away half of your health in a matter of seconds
All this caused me to hit my head against the wall, throwing everything in arms reach, and even at one point caused me to basically say "F*ck you, piss off" to one of my neighbors who asked politely me to be quiet since her and her 5 year old daughter, who was having a birthday party at the time, could hear me. I later apologized.
I haven't even started yet
The final boss, the arch fiend, took me about 3 hours to beat because right before this fight you have to fight this cult leader whose attacks are hard to dodge while at the same time 2 respawning demons
this fight obviously leaves me with about a quarter of my health and I have to fight the final boss immediately after wards
This part alone made me pound the arm rests of my chair about a hundred times
First I have to shoot the boss's head then shoot the its glowing stomach, immediately after shooting its head, it pucks blood at me, this I can easily dodge, but THEN the boss sends out these ghost skulls which are impossible to avoid, so the skulls hit and by the time I get up it recovers and I have to start this whole process all over again. Every time I died started pulling my hair and screaming horrible things
One of my neighbors actually came to my house to see if I was all right, I lied to him, because it was embarrassing to tell him that a game was causing me to act like I was crazy, saying that I was mad because my girlfriend broke with me, which she did just a day before this
after about 15 tries I win
BUT THEN I have to fight the damn thing again
In this fight, avoiding its attacks seemed impossible and I couldn't find a time where could attack it, hence I kept dying again and again
this caused me to go into a mad rage, to where I started yelling every swear word that popped into my head, punching and kicking my bed and everything else in my room. While in this mad rage I grabbed my belt and started smacking it across my closet door, which left black streaks on the door, I eventually painted over the streaks.
Frustrated, tired, and wanting to just beat the game I went on my computer and searched for a walkthrough
It turns out all I had to do was ATTACK ITS RIGHT ARM THE WHOLE TIME!
I finally beat it, after watching the closing cutscene and credits, I just sat in my room for about 10 minutes thinking of my victory, but at wait cost
a messed up room and a closet door that I have to repaint
After repainting the door I took a victory shower to wash away my pain and sorrow
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